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X Roast & Analysis NO1 INK HATER
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geassed soul ๐ค trapped in filipino ๐ต๐ญ body ๐คข๐คฎ | mythicalshipper | the next fuckin piccasso | reposts/pfp OK w/ credit! | 19 | ๐๐จ |DM FEE = $67 NO REFUNDS
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Your Emojis & Resume
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A nineteen-year-old digital illustrator and active fandom participant focused on comic art, Undertale alternate universes, and character shipping communities.
๐ฅ Roast
Calling yourself the next great painter while demanding a DM Toll just to open an empty inbox is tragic comedy. You spend your nights risking chronic spine damage on a Floor Slumber just to scroll through a terminal Bone Lore. You posture like a high-society art prodigy, but your entire digital footprint is quarantine-grade skeleton obsession wrapped in fictional relationship drama.
๐ญ Posting Persona
Performs as an elusive, high-value art prodigy running an exclusive salon, despite actually being a teenager reviewing hardwood floor sleeping conditions between fan fiction reposts.
๐ช Bio vs. Posts
Bio proclaims you are 'the next fuckin piccasso' while your actual output consists of retweeting multi-paragraph debates about alternate universe bone dynamics.
๐ Recurring Topics
- defending muscular cartoon skeleton anatomy
- charging corporate consultancy fees for DMs
- shipping Deadpool with inappropriate age gaps
- managing broken locked alternate accounts
๐ซ Weakest Take
Rating sleeping directly on the hardwood floor a '10/10' instead of just buying a mattress.
๐ Ratio Risk
Posting a serious essay defending the anatomical necessity of cartoon skeleton musculature.
๐ Famous People Alike
Posts like a rogue Tumblr artist afflicted with a Artistic Hubris, treating alternate universe fan art like fine museum curation.
๐ป Previous Life
A victorian chimney sweep who developed an obsession with drawing chalk figures on dungeon brickwork.
๐คณ Reply Guy Diagnosis
The Alt-Account Desperado: begging mutuals to resend follow requests because their private spam page malfunctioned instantly.
๐ชช The Honest Bio
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NO1 INK HATER
@dev1lburst
sleeping on the floor ๐ต๐ญ | 19 | full time skeleton analyst | pay me $67 so I can ignore you | alt account lost in the void
๐งจ The Post They Haven't Dared to Post
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NO1 INK HATER
@dev1lburst
accidentally invoiced myself $67 just to check my drafts while cross sans haunts my floor mattress
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The account owner has no verified relation to Pablo Picasso and does not hold an active business license to enforce direct message communication fees.
๐ช Strengths
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dedication - Unmatched stamina for tracking alternate universe lore
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confidence - Bold enough to price direct messages higher than dinner
๐ Weaknesses
โ ergonomics - Voluntarily sleeping on linoleum instead of a bed
โ monetization - Charging consultation fees on a fandom account
๐ง Personality Traits
These are the personality traits we found across this X profile and its posts:
๐ฆด Skeletal
๐ธ Extortionate
๐จ Delusional
๐๏ธ Floorbound
โ๏ธ Suggested Next Posts
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A tier list ranking the firmness of every floorboard in the house.
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Offering a discount on the inbox entry fee for skeleton artists.
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A tutorial on creating a third backup account that actually accepts requests.
๐ See you soon!
Get off the floor and buy a bed before you charge someone another dime for a DM.
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