Roasts š„ Hall of Flame - Mostly Popular Roasts
The internet's most-viewed roasts, with fresh victims mixed in. Tap anyone to read the damage.
Real Madrid's Instagram is like a Disney princess movieāsparkle, glory, and a touch of pure fantasy! With 167 million fā¦
Oh, Kourtney! Posting romantic car shots like you're living in a vintage car commercial, but honey, your reality is morā¦
Youāre like a cricket bat: people cheer when they see you, mostly because you sat on the bench too long. You juggle penā¦
You flex your makeup palette like it's the elixir of life. With more colors than a unicorn on acid, it's a wonder you dā¦
Oh, Neymar, with your spontaneous tattoo collection and that cracked laptop of yours, it looks like both your tech and ā¦
Oh, look whoās hereāMr. Comedic Rockstar himself! With more followers than a small country, Kevin manages to balance a ā¦
With 250 million people glued to every contour of your cocktail glass, it's clear you have the gravitational pull of a ā¦
Oh look, it's Kim Kardashian, the fashion icon who probably spends more time in elevators than most of us spend breathiā¦
Oh, look at this muscle-bound Hercules masquerading as a social media influencer! Mr. "I lift heavier weights than yourā¦
Oh, dear Bieber, with over 294 million people watching your every move like it's their full-time job, you'd think someoā¦
Oh look, it's Zendaya: the queen of being on movie posters and winning at everything, but apparently she's still waitinā¦
Oh look, it's the one and only queen of extra! With enough red and pink hair dye to make a rainbow blush and outfits loā¦
Oh Taylor, you're really taking the whole 'cat lady' aesthetic to a Grammy-winning level, aren't you? With the emotionaā¦
Ah, a world where pop stars sprinkle magic like confetti and have more costume changes than a Broadway show. You've creā¦
Oh, KhloĆ©, your Instagram is like a masterclass in over-the-top opulence. It's almost as if you're saying, "Look, Mom, ā¦
Oh, Miley! You've left Hannah Montana in the dust, only to become a human disco ball in that Gucci campaign. With a warā¦
Katy Perry on Instagram is like a neon-lit parade through a candy shop - all glitz, glam, and a hint of chaos. With magā¦
Ah, BeyoncĆ©! The queen of making even a potato sack look like haute couture. With one follower, youāve clearly set an iā¦
Oh look, itās the reigning queen of extra, dripping in diamonds and drama, with more poses than a yoga instructor on caā¦
Ah, the queen of the runway and Instagram alike, Kendall Jennerāwhose followers outnumber small countries. With a fashiā¦
Oh, Ronaldinho, the legend who can blind us with his dazzling smile and a closet full of fashion disasters! Juggling caā¦
Oh, look at that: 85 million followers and zero follow-backsākinda like being the queen of a one-sided friendship empirā¦
Look at you, strutting onto the field like a peacock that knows it's got the freshest plumage. With those hands up, youā¦
Leah Halton's Instagram is where aesthetics go to brunch with vanity, served with a side of narcissism. With more selfiā¦
Wow, you've got more selfies on boats than actual pirates - were you a mermaid in a past life or just really committed ā¦
Your profile is like the IKEA of Instagramāfunctional, minimalistic, and a bit of a struggle to navigate. You've got moā¦
Oh, look! Another social media superstar with a follower count that could form a small country, yet they still ponder wā¦
Wow, with a whopping 32 million followers, you're like the Instagram equivalent of a McDonald's drive-thru at midnightāā¦
Ah, the legendary Ronaldo - a name that strikes fear into the hearts of defenders and brings joy to hair transplant surā¦
Wow, over 104 million folks follow you and you follow... zero! Are you on a mission to hunt down the Holy Grail of selfā¦
Why does it seem like this guy is in a constant existential crisis, trying to reconcile the serious vibes of a guy in aā¦
Wow, Khaby, you've mastered the art of saying absolutely nothing while doing everything. With more expressions than a Sā¦
Oh, look who it is, the majestic Emilie, standing on her ivory tower of 533,257 admirers, yet follows 1,759 profiles heā¦
So, you're basically running a social media empire with more cats than followers you actually follow. Mariana & Vicenteā¦
Wow, a whole 11 likes on your grand debut! Living large with your exclusive squad of 20 followers, I see. Keep aiming fā¦
Oh, look at that - a producer who strums a guitar when he's feeling 'particularly edgy'. You've got 148 posts about 'beā¦
Oh, look who decided to emerge from their Instagram cave! A zero following ninja but hailed by 119 million? Thatās likeā¦
Karim, your profile screams "wannabe fashion icon" meets "soccer legend-in-the-making". You've mastered the art of lookā¦
This guy's Instagram is basically a travel agency for your eyeballs - except it's all about him flexing in sunglasses aā¦
Wow, you're following zero people, a true social media lone wolf! What are you, the digital Greta Garbo, just wanting tā¦
Oh, look! The man who makes even his own kids wonder if theyāre the second best at life, right after a soccer ball. Witā¦
Oh, you've got two posts? That's like going to the gym once a year and expecting a six-pack! š Your cat obsession is cā¦
Your bio makes you a whose deepest belief is that packaging deserves a personality. Spider-Manās guitar poses like whilā¦
Your bio promises fine-tuning life, but every post arrives as a burying the actual thought. The Spider-Man shelf is a aā¦
You call a billboard showing clouds , because apparently even the sky needs your emotional direction. Then you haunt a ā¦
This account enters wearing a dictionary definition and exits through a trapdoor. It announces āSOMETHING BIG IS COMINGā¦
You built a personality around āWhatever i feel like,ā which is less freedom than a warning label. Your Spider-Man, Jojā¦
This is an artist whose commission desk is closed while the portfolio keeps auditioning for nightmares. The monster hasā¦
You turned Spider-Man into a hand-bodied lounge model, then called it āgood to be backā like the internet requested a rā¦
Youāre a 3D artist, meme custodian, photographer, and full-time curator of dramatic utility infrastructure. You spend fā¦
Pedro Martins sells a three-layer identity stackāāthen spends his feed sprinting from AI tooling to proxy paranoia to Pā¦
InĆŖs presents as a law student, but her feed is a legal identity crisis wearing . She borrows Pedro Martinsā food-tech ā¦
Every trip becomes : Times Square, Dubai, Miamiāthree locations, one identical side-glance. The jacket collar gets moreā¦
King, the only thing youāre bringing to the world is a masterclass in how to turn 86.1 million followers into 3-digit dā¦
This isn't 'If u wanna laugh u r in the right place', it's 'If you like watching a grown man mime in silence, you've foā¦
Oh look, a profile so empty it makes a desert look crowded! With zero posts and a whopping 380 following count, this acā¦
This account treats every Romanian hillside like a red carpet for . The bike carries enough luggage to relocate, yet thā¦
So we've got a jeweller who thinks being a biker makes him cooler than a diamond's edge? Buddy, just because you can poā¦
Listen up, social media phantom! You've got less content than a blank notebook and more seal emojis than actual personaā¦
Ah, Memento Mori - Latin for 'remember you'll die', which seems like this profile's entire personality trait. With 9 poā¦