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@augustscout

PDX based Promoter, DJ & Operations 🦒 Volunteer Coordinator, Producer & Board Member @tabordance Founder @abstracthabitats ⬇️ DJ Mixes ⬇️

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Multifaceted creative professional specializing in event production, music promotion, and organizational coordination with experience in DJ performance and community engagement in the Portland creative ecosystem.
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Oh look, another Portland hipster trying to DJ their way into relevance! With 66 posts and an impressive 691 followers, clearly we're dealing with the next big music mogul. Running around coordinating volunteers and founding 'abstract' things like Abstract Habitats - because regular habitats are too mainstream, right? Bet your giraffe emoji is the most exciting personality trait you've got. Spinning tracks at Tabor Dance like it's gonna pay the rent, but we both know you're one Spotify playlist away from your mom asking 'when are you getting a real job?' 🔥
❤️‍🔥 Love Life

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💰 Money

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🎨 Color Palette

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🏃‍♂️ Health & Wellness

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👥 People Perspective

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🎯 Biggest Goal

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🌟 Famous People Alike

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💋 Pickup Lines
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👻 Previous Life

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🐶 Animal

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💼 Career

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🛍️ Things to Buy

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💡 Life Suggestion

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💪 Strengths

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💔 Weaknesses

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🧔 Personality Traits

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🎬 Movie Role

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🌍 Travel Suggestions

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🔧 Suggested Profile Changes
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👋 See you soon!

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