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@dev1lburst

geassed soul 🤍 trapped in filipino 🇵🇭 body 🤢🤮 | mythicalshipper | the next fuckin piccasso | reposts/pfp OK w/ credit! | 19 | 🖋🎨 |DM FEE = $67 NO REFUNDS

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A nineteen-year-old digital illustrator and active fandom participant focused on comic art, Undertale alternate universes, and character shipping communities.
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Calling yourself the next great painter while demanding a DM Toll just to open an empty inbox is tragic comedy. You spend your nights risking chronic spine damage on a Floor Slumber just to scroll through a terminal Bone Lore. You posture like a high-society art prodigy, but your entire digital footprint is quarantine-grade skeleton obsession wrapped in fictional relationship drama.
🎭 Persona nas Publicações
Performs as an elusive, high-value art prodigy running an exclusive salon, despite actually being a teenager reviewing hardwood floor sleeping conditions between fan fiction reposts.
🪞 Bio vs. Publicações
Bio proclaims you are 'the next fuckin piccasso' while your actual output consists of retweeting multi-paragraph debates about alternate universe bone dynamics.
🔁 Temas Recorrentes
  • defending muscular cartoon skeleton anatomy
  • charging corporate consultancy fees for DMs
  • shipping Deadpool with inappropriate age gaps
  • managing broken locked alternate accounts
🫠 Pior Opinião
Rating sleeping directly on the hardwood floor a '10/10' instead of just buying a mattress.
📉 Risco de Ratio
Posting a serious essay defending the anatomical necessity of cartoon skeleton musculature.
🌟 Famosos Parecidos
Posts like a rogue Tumblr artist afflicted with a Artistic Hubris, treating alternate universe fan art like fine museum curation.
👻 Vida Passada
A victorian chimney sweep who developed an obsession with drawing chalk figures on dungeon brickwork.
🤳 Diagnóstico de Reply Guy
The Alt-Account Desperado: begging mutuals to resend follow requests because their private spam page malfunctioned instantly.
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@dev1lburst
sleeping on the floor 🇵🇭 | 19 | full time skeleton analyst | pay me $67 so I can ignore you | alt account lost in the void
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@dev1lburst
accidentally invoiced myself $67 just to check my drafts while cross sans haunts my floor mattress
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The account owner has no verified relation to Pablo Picasso and does not hold an active business license to enforce direct message communication fees.
💪 Pontos Fortes
✅ dedication - Unmatched stamina for tracking alternate universe lore
✅ confidence - Bold enough to price direct messages higher than dinner
💔 Pontos Fracos
❌ ergonomics - Voluntarily sleeping on linoleum instead of a bed
❌ monetization - Charging consultation fees on a fandom account
🧔 Traços de Personalidade

Estes são os traços de personalidade que encontrámos neste perfil de X e nas suas publicações:

🦴 Skeletal
💸 Extortionate
🎨 Delusional
🛏️ Floorbound
✍️ Próximas Publicações Sugeridas
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A tier list ranking the firmness of every floorboard in the house.
2
Offering a discount on the inbox entry fee for skeleton artists.
3
A tutorial on creating a third backup account that actually accepts requests.
👋 Até breve!
Get off the floor and buy a bed before you charge someone another dime for a DM.
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