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⚙️ Mechanical Engineering @northumbriauni 🎥 I document things about life and studying at uni (along with other misc.)

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A mechanical engineering student at Northumbria University who documents university life and academic experiences through short-form video content on Instagram.
🔥 Roast
This absolute Study Goblin treats passing a basic university module like a peer-reviewed Nobel prize. He plants himself in front of a bedroom corkboard that screams Facial Mistake while talking down to eight followers about A-Level trauma. Recording talking-head reels in an empty dorm with a lapel mic pinned right under his chin is peak cinematic desperation.
❤️‍🔥 Vida Amorosa
His romantic strategy consists of cornering women at student mixers to explain the structural load capacity of a cafeteria table.
💰 Dinheiro
Spends his entire monthly allowance on energy drinks, clip-on microphones, and novelty stationery he never actually uses.
🎨 Paleta de Cores

Estas são as cores predominantes que encontrámos no teu conteúdo:

🏃‍♂️ Saúde & Bem-estar
Survives entirely on discounted freezer meals and pure cortisol generated by waiting for automated grade release emails.
👥 Perspetiva dos Outros
Strangers scrolling past assume it is a mandatory safety video for an unpaid internship nobody applied for.
🎯 Maior Objetivo
Achieving enough engagement on a vlog to justify buying a ring light that takes up half his tiny desk.
🌟 Famosos Parecidos
Channeling the exact manic energy of a local access television host who got fired for talking too much about ductwork.
💋 Frases de Engate
1
Are you my mechanical engineering module because I barely scraped by and cried in the library?
2
Do you want to come back to my dorm and stare at my meticulously arranged revision corkboard?
3
Is your name blackboard dot com because you control whether I sleep tonight?
4
Forget Wetherspoons, let us celebrate passing my first semester by sitting in silence.
5
Are you a lapel mic because you are attached way too high up on my collar.
👻 Vida Passada
In a past existence, he was a medieval monk who got exiled for spending three months calculating the aerodynamics of a church door hinge.
🐶 Animal
A confused Wall Pecker pecking furiously at a Post-it note on a bedroom wall.
💼 Carreira
Secretly qualified for a prestigious position as Lecture Snooze instructor at a regional polytechnic training facility.
🛍️ Coisas para Comprar
  • A miniature desk microphone for conversations with his plants
  • Extra pins for the chaotic bedroom study wall collage
  • A pocket calculator with an emotional support lanyard
💡 Sugestão de Vida
Take down the bedroom corkboard collage, throw away the clip-on microphone, and go touch some real campus grass immediately.
💪 Pontos Fortes
Persistence - He keeps uploading talking-head videos despite the absolute void of comments.
Organization - He utilizes every square inch of his bedroom wall for lecture notes.
💔 Pontos Fracos
Delusion - He treats basic freshman milestones like historical documentaries.
Audio - He insists on wearing lapel microphones in tiny echoey bedrooms.
🧔 Traços de Personalidade

Aqui estão alguns traços de personalidade que encontrámos no teu perfil de Instagram:

Academic
Determined
Cluttered
Noisy
Earnest
🎬 Papel de Filme
The frantic background extra in a campus thriller who spends three scenes trying to fix the projector before the presentation starts.
🌍 Sugestões de Viagem
  • The nearest university library basement with functional overhead fluorescent lighting
  • A quiet industrial estate in Newcastle known for its structural steel beams
  • An empty lecture theater during summer break where nobody can hear you vlog
🔄 Próximas Publicações Sugeridas
1
Document the thrilling process of waiting five business days for a professor to reply to an email about office hours.
2
A heartfelt twelve-minute retrospective on surviving the walk from the student union to the engineering lecture hall.
3
An unboxing video of three different colors of highlighter pens shipped directly from an online stationary supplier.
🔧 Alterações Sugeridas ao Perfil
1
Remove the melodramatic study timestamps from your bio and replace them with a simple warning label for anyone clicking your reels.
2
Move your recording setup away from the cluttered corkboard so viewers do not spend entire videos reading your random post-it notes.
3
Stop treating your standard student portal notifications like breaking news bulletins broadcast to the entire nation.
👋 Até breve!
Delete the channel, pack up the corkboard, and let the mechanical engineering world suffer in peaceful, unbroken silence.

Este roast & análise baseia-se em dados públicos do perfil e conteúdos de Instagram do utilizador. É totalmente automatizado e processado por IA — não opinamos sobre política, religião ou outros temas sensíveis. Obrigado ❤️

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