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🏠Concordia - Entre Rios 📍CABA - Buenos Aires 👩🏼‍🏭Téc. en prótesis dental 🪥Asistente dental 📚UBA

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Argentine dental prosthesis technician and dental assistant based between Concordia and Buenos Aires, sharing academic milestones, social celebrations, and casual travel photography.
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You staged a podium ceremony just to admit you haven't actually graduated yet, crowning yourself a Denture Diplomat on pure delusion. When you're not funneling boxed wine like a certified Tetra Sommelier by a suspension bridge, you're slapping sparkle emojis over cemetery crypts. You make crafting acrylic molars look less synthetic than your curated graduation timeline.
❤️‍🔥 Vida Amorosa
You take mirror selfies under medieval iron chandeliers hoping someone mistakes your dusty reflection for mysterious gothic elegance.
💰 Dinheiro
Still linking a dormant portfolio site in your bio proves you cling to VSCO Relic habits instead of funding actual cloud storage.
🎨 Paleta de Cores

Estas são as cores predominantes que encontrámos no teu conteúdo:

🏃‍♂️ Saúde & Bem-estar
Hydration strictly consists of pouring unchilled tetra brik wine straight into an open throat on the riverbank. #hydration
👥 Perspetiva dos Outros
Strangers see a Crypt Tourist who genuinely believes a random cemetery alley at dusk requires a sparkle filter.
🎯 Maior Objetivo
Finally receiving the official diploma so the multiple preemptive celebration posts stop looking like staged comedy sketches.
🌟 Famosos Parecidos
You channel Jim Carrey in The Mask whenever you sculpt dental plaster and celebrate victories before finishing them.
💋 Frases de Engate
1
Are you a dental impression tray? Because you completely take my breath away.
2
I must be carton wine by the river, because you take me straight to the dome.
3
Is your bedroom mirror dusty, or is that just your natural aura glowing?
4
Let me be the missing diploma you keep throwing parties for without finishing.
👻 Vida Passada
In your past life, you were a 19th-century gravedigger who constantly complained about the cemetery's lack of atmospheric evening lighting.
🐶 Animal
A frantic beaver obsessed with dental alignment and organizing parties out of dusty festival dirt.
💼 Carreira
A freelance Glitter Alchemist and premature event planner, hosting victory galas months before any exams are officially graded or passed.
🛍️ Coisas para Comprar
  • Microfiber cloth to clean your filthy mirror
  • Glitter glue refills for homemade graduation sashes
  • Plastic cups to retire the direct carton pour
💡 Sugestão de Vida
Try wiping down your phone mirror before posting existential captions about starting brand-new life chapters with the exact same friend group. #selfcare
💪 Pontos Fortes
✅ Optimism - Throwing full commencement parties before completing course credits shows unmatched self-belief.
✅ Resourcefulness - Turning budget boxed wine and riverbanks into a glamorous celebration stage.
✅ Persistence - Keeping a vintage aesthetic platform linked in the bio despite zero recent updates.
💔 Pontos Fracos
❌ Impatience - Rushing to the podium with flowers before passing the final graduation requirements.
❌ Hygiene - Refusing to wipe down mirrors before taking serious indoor aesthetic portraits.
❌ Curation - Adding decorative sparkles to grim cemetery crypts without any clear irony.
🧔 Traços de Personalidade

Aqui estão alguns traços de personalidade que encontrámos no teu perfil de Instagram:

Premature 🎉
Glittery ✨
Dusty 🪞
Dental 🦷
Festive 🍷
🎬 Papel de Filme
The chaotic party guest in an Argentine comedy who pours boxed wine on the bride while discussing dental hygiene.
🌍 Sugestões de Viagem
  • Mendoza vineyards to experience wine served in actual glassware.
  • A dental conference in Córdoba to earn remaining course credits.
  • A glass factory in Rosario to discover clear, dust-free mirrors.
🔄 Próximas Publicações Sugeridas
1
A close-up of an actual degree to prove the previous three galas were legitimate.
2
A short tutorial on pouring carton wine without staining your homemade glitter sash.
3
A mirror selfie taken with a freshly cleaned mirror under normal lighting.
🔧 Alterações Sugeridas ao Perfil
1
Replace the inactive VSCO portfolio link with photos of actual dental appliances you built.
2
Update the bio to clarify whether you are currently studying or already finished.
3
Wipe down your indoor mirrors with glass cleaner to avoid hazy background reflections.
👋 Até breve!
Keep crafting those dentures, and please wait for your final passing grade before ordering your next glitter sash. #graduation
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