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@agustinstep_

Points and Paints. Freelance Illustrator.

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Agustin is a digital illustrator based in the Philippines, showcasing portrait studies and character illustrations created using Photoshop and Wacom tablets.
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This feed is a graveyard of Photoshop sketches where every character looks like they just realized they left the stove on Coffee-fueled. The desperate attempt to mimic high art screams freshman year Wacom warrior desperation before reality sets in. That chess portrait is just a cry for someone, anyone, to notice them across the board.
❤️‍🔥 Vida Amorosa
Dating life is purely platonic with their Wacom pen while convincing everyone they prefer brooding solitude over actual human contact.
💰 Dinheiro
Finances rely heavily on hoping someone will pay four dollars for a digital portrait of a sad person with bangs.
🎨 Paleta de Cores

Estas são as cores predominantes que encontrámos no teu conteúdo:

🏃‍♂️ Saúde & Bem-estar
Spends three days straight hunched over a glowing screen in a dark room living exclusively on instant noodles and pure anxiety.
👥 Perspetiva dos Outros
Strangers scrolling past assume this is just another unpaid portfolio for someone who peaked during their first semester of community college art class.
🎯 Maior Objetivo
Hoping Netflix accidentally licenses one of their digital paintings for the background of a moody teen detective drama.
🌟 Famosos Parecidos
Matches the exact energy of Timothée Chalamet staring intensely at a piece of toast while pondering the universe.
💋 Frases de Engate
1
Are you a digital painting study? Because I want to stare at you until my eyes dry out.
2
Do you play white like Beth? Because you just made an illegal move on my heart.
3
Are those abstract triangles in the background? Because my feelings for you are equally geometric and confusing.
4
Is your hair in a messy bun? Because mine is too, and we should bond over bad posture.
👻 Vida Passada
Reincarnated from a starving Renaissance apprentice who got fired for spending too much time painting moody shadows on peasants.
🐶 Animal
A nocturnal house cat that glares judgmentally at everyone from a warm corner before knocking over a cup of water.
💼 Carreira
Secretly overqualified for a position as a crime scene sketch artist who draws every suspect with dramatic bangs.
🛍️ Coisas para Comprar
  • Pack of extra fine-tip replacement nibs
  • Instant coffee packets in bulk
  • Black turtleneck for maximum brooding potential
💡 Sugestão de Vida
Step away from the Wacom tablet, touch actual grass, and realize that painting another sad person with a high collar will not pay rent.
💪 Pontos Fortes
✅ Patience - Spends hours layering digital brushstrokes on a portrait nobody asked for.
✅ Consistency - Maintains the exact same moody lighting across every single illustration.
💔 Pontos Fracos
❌ Expression Variety - Every single character looks like they just smelled something terrible or received bad news.
❌ Over-styling - Relies too heavily on messy buns and high collars to convey instant personality.
🧔 Traços de Personalidade

Aqui estão alguns traços de personalidade que encontrámos no teu perfil de Instagram:

Moody
Isolated
Determined
Dramatic
Focused
🎬 Papel de Filme
Cast as the background extra in a psychological thriller who stares blankly out a coffee shop window while it rains.
🌍 Sugestões de Viagem
  • Helsinki for the optimal gloomy weather and minimal social interaction
  • Paris to stand outside art museums pretending you belong there
  • Reykjavik to stare at volcanic rocks with a blank expression
🔄 Próximas Publicações Sugeridas
1
Draw yourself turning off your computer at midnight for once.
2
A time-lapse of you regretting your career choice while blending skin tones in Photoshop.
3
Portrait study of a customer asking if you can do the drawing for exposure.
🔧 Alterações Sugeridas ao Perfil
1
Change your bio to something honest like 'I draw people hiding their faces because I cannot draw hands' to manage expectations.
2
Incorporate some bright colors that do not look like they were filtered through a muddy swamp in autumn.
3
Add a watermark so nobody accidentally mistakes your practice sketches for actual commissioned work.
👋 Até breve!
Keep practicing those digital brushstrokes, because rent is due and those seventy-one followers are not buying prints Coffee-fueled.
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