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@femmeborg

Three isopods in a trench coat. Entomophile. Deputy Editor-in-chief @_oau_ana. Co-founder @Kokoromag.

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Obsidian Blackbird McKnight is a writer, entomology enthusiast, and the Co-founder of Kokoromag who also serves as the Deputy Editor-in-chief at @_oau_ana.
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You claim to be an untouchable literary maven, but you weaponize Audio Hostage like a social war crime by trapping strangers at parties for 21 whole minutes. Your entire timeline oscillates between begging your mutuals for Bug Hoarder submissions and dropping half-baked film essays right before admitting you DNFed the foundational reading. You really retw­eeted your own quote about caffeine and spite, proving your curated dark academia aesthetic is just three awkward hyperfixations in a trench coat masquerading as DNF Scholar.
🎭 Postpersona
Performs the role of an esoteric avant-garde literary theorist, but actually operates as an awkward conversational hostage-taker who overanalyzes audio drama podcasts at social gatherings.
🪞 Bio versus posts
Claims the commanding prestige of 'Deputy Editor-in-chief' while actively begging followers with 'Uh, send me bug pictures, guys? I want all the bug pictures.'
🔁 Terugkerende thema's
  • Subjecting strangers to Magnus Archives audio
  • Begging followers for unsolicited bug photos
  • Abandoning classic sci-fi novels halfway through
  • Shaving off freshly bleached eyebrows
🫠 Zwakste mening
Dropping grand cinematic parallels between Cronenberg and Satoshi Kon only to casually admit abandoning Ursula K. Le Guin's book halfway through.
📉 Ratio-risico
Pitching political leader bisexual mpreg fanfiction to a timeline that only followed for indie literary journal updates.
🌟 Beroemde dubbelgangers
Posts like a budget version of Guillermo del Toro trying to blend dark macabre aesthetics with Zine Royalty pretension.
👻 Vorig leven
A nineteenth-century amateur entomologist banished from polite society for cornering guests to lecture them about woodlice.
🤳 Diagnose: vaste reageerder
The literary magazine applicant showering unsolicited flattery on every editorial masthead announcement.
🪪 De eerlijke bio
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Obsidian Blackbird McKnight
@femmeborg
Unemployed beetle enthusiast with a podcast obsession. Pretending my student zine makes me famous. Please send roly-polies.
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Obsidian Blackbird McKnight
@femmeborg
Just trapped my Uber driver into listening to a 40-minute audio essay on woodlice anatomy. C'est perfect!
Lezers voegden context toe die anderen misschien moesten weten
The user did not achieve cinematic enlightenment by watching Videodrome; they simply fell asleep during chapter four of The Lathe of Heaven.
💪 Sterke punten
✅ Community Engagement - Consistently hypes up independent writers, photographers, and peer crowdfunding campaigns.
✅ Curatorial Passion - Maintains a distinct, unapologetic aesthetic appetite across niche art, audio, and literature.
💔 Zwakke punten
❌ Self-Aggrandizement - Shamelessly retweets own aphorisms about running on caffeine and spite.
❌ Captive Audience Syndrome - Forces unwilling partygoers to consume lengthy audio drama lore in real time.
🧔 Persoonlijkheidskenmerken

Deze persoonlijkheidskenmerken vonden we terug in dit X-profiel en de posts:

Bug-brained 🪲
Pretentious 🧐
Obsessive 🎧
Unfinished 📖
Nocturnal 🦇
✍️ Volgende posts
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A 20-slide ranking of isopods by how well they would run an editorial masthead.
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A formal apology to every party guest who endured MAG 85 against their will.
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A playlist perfectly crossfaded to cover up the sound of abandoning another classic novel.
👋 Tot snel!
May your party invitations dry up before you trap another innocent bystander in twenty-one minutes of podcast lore.
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