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chief minister of enjoyment ๐ผ DJ / Radio / Big Business @daytimers_uk @reprezentradio
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An independent DJ and radio personality associated with underground music collectives in the UK, curating event promotions and cultural market initiatives.
๐ฅ Roast
This self-appointed 
Chief Minister of party noises spends her entire life screaming into festival mics while treating every pub bathroom like an Ibiza VIP lounge. The bio reads like a LinkedIn profile for someone who failed out of a Tent Headliner communications degree, yet she still acts like headlining a tent at midnight makes her royalty. Pure audio terrorism packaged in a desperate cry for validation.
Chief Minister of party noises spends her entire life screaming into festival mics while treating every pub bathroom like an Ibiza VIP lounge. The bio reads like a LinkedIn profile for someone who failed out of a Tent Headliner communications degree, yet she still acts like headlining a tent at midnight makes her royalty. Pure audio terrorism packaged in a desperate cry for validation.โค๏ธโ๐ฅ Liefdesleven
Dating history consists exclusively of meeting guys named Seb in smoking areas who promise to put her on their next lineup.
๐ฐ Geld
Financially sustained by buying three-pound iced lattes and convincing local venues to pay her in warm cider and exposure.
๐จ Kleurenpalet
Dit zijn de kleuren die het meest in je media voorkomen:
๐โโ๏ธ Gezondheid en welzijn
Diet consists entirely of festival wristband sweat, stale backstage riders, and whatever free cocktail peanuts she can swipe.
๐ฅ Hoe anderen je zien
Strangers scrolling past assume she is an over-enthusiastic event promoter who traps everyone near the aux cord at house parties.
๐ฏ Grootste doel
To eventually headline a 0.5x phone video compilation that actually gets reposted by someone with double-digit thousands of followers.
๐ Beroemde dubbelgangers
The manic radio intern energy of Nick Grimshaw crossed with a chronically online soundcloud promoter.
๐ Openingszinnen
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Are you a festival wristband because I never want to cut you off even when you start smelling weird.
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Do you want to listen to my unmixed Soundcloud playlist while we pretend this pub is Corsica Studios.
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Are you my 0.5x camera angle because you make everyone look slightly wider than reality.
4
Can I buy you a warm cider and explain why underground dubby bits are superior to human conversation.
5
Let us meet in a smoking area and pretend we have known each other since nineteen-ninety-something.
๐ป Vorig leven
A medieval village jester who got banished for performing unrequested drop transitions during the plague.
๐ถ Dier
An over-caffeinated ferret loose in a warehouse rave.
๐ผ Carriรจre
Professional party organizer who sends voice notes that are three minutes longer than necessary.
๐๏ธ Verlanglijst
- A portable ring light for mirror selfies
- Bulk pack of neon festival wristbands
- A mini fan for dramatic DJ poses
๐ก Levensadvies
Spend less time trying to convince the internet you invented joy and more time learning how to beatmatch without flailing.
๐ช Sterke punten
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Endurance - Can survive entirely on backstage rider snacks and Bluetooth speaker bass.
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Networking - Will tag every dormant radio collective in existence just to prove she is busy.
๐ Zwakke punten
โ Volume - Treats normal indoor speaking voices like an acoustic emergency.
โ Poses - Incable of taking a photo without unhinging her jaw or squinting at nothing.
๐ง Persoonlijkheidskenmerken
Deze persoonlijkheidskenmerken haalden we uit je Instagram-profiel:
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๐ฌ Filmrol
The frantic unpaid assistant in a mockumentary about underground pirate radio who gets locked in the broom closet during a live set.
๐ Reisideeรซn
- A quiet dairy farm where the local livestock can finally judge your music taste in peace.
- An empty warehouse in Croydon with no Wi-Fi so you can practice silence for once.
- A remote Scottish island where the only radio frequency plays emergency weather warnings.
๐ Volgende posts
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Post a blurry 0.5x photo of yourself staring at a coffee machine while pretending you are behind the decks at Glastonbury.
2
Share a screenshot of your notes app outlining a five-year plan for global radio domination that ends with selling vintage jumpers.
3
Document an entire day of scrolling past emails from actual booking agents while pretending to curate an intercultural market.
๐ง Aanbevolen profielwijzigingen
1
Remove the minister title from your bio before actual government officials realize you only govern a broken AUX cable.
2
Stop using the phrase big business when your biggest transaction this week was splitting a pint of tap water.
3
Archive every photo where you are sticking your tongue out like a malfunctioning office printer.
๐ Tot snel!
Enjoy your next set to an empty room of confused cows, minister.
Deze roast en analyse is gebaseerd op openbare data en media van het Instagram-profiel. Alles is volledig automatisch door AI verwerkt; we geven geen oordeel over politiek, religie of andere gevoelige onderwerpen. Bedankt โค๏ธ
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