開宴！AIからdasicalbulsssへ、愛ある公開処刑です
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📝📱⚖️🤐📉🚩
An Indonesian user profile dedicated to posting text-based statements, chat screenshots, and community apologies concerning school and social group controversies.
🔥 ロースト
This account is running an entire high school Crisis PR firm entirely through dark mode screenshots. Instead of making actual videos, every upload looks like a leaked subpoena formatted for the For You Page. Viewers clearly treat this feed like a neighborhood Drama Bulletin, racking up massive shares to gossip chats while leaving virtually zero public likes to avoid being associated with the mess.
🪝 冒頭3秒の検死
Opening every single post with an unedited dark gray wall of text expecting strangers to read a disciplinary hearing on mobile.
🪞 自己紹介 vs 動画
Having a completely blank bio while turning the timeline into an exhausting public archive of student council accountability statements.
🔁 ネタ使い回しループ
- Dark mode apology press releases
- Grainy chat screenshots tagged at friends
- Numbered bullet points pleading for privacy
- Essays demanding the school intervene
🎵 流行便乗税
Completely ignoring modern audio trends to treat the platform as a high-stakes municipal noticeboard.
⏳ 離脱防止の罠
Holding viewer attention hostage by forcing them to pause every second just to decipher tiny group chat receipts.
🫠 フィードの黒歴史
The plea commanding viewers to read from start to finish about school responsibility, which the algorithm completely buried with zero saves.
🗣️ コメント釣り
Slapping viral tags onto a numbered apology list while explicitly begging people to stop spreading the drama.
📱 FYPでの生態
The reluctant high school scandal archivist, turning localized interpersonal conflict into unsolicited feed broadcasts.
💬 コメント欄診断
Silent lurkers who instantly download and forward the text to external group chats without leaving a trace.
🌟 そっくりな有名人
A desperate parody of a disgraced celebrity utilizing a Notes Apology after a catastrophic public relations collapse.
👻 前世
A self-appointed high school disciplinary board secretary transcribing hall monitor disputes into official records.
🪪 本音のTikTok自己紹介
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dasicalbulsss
@dasicabulsss
Official repository for group chat drama and formal student council apologies 📄⚖️
🧨 下書きから出せないTikTok
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@dasicabulsss
下書き流出
Please stop screen recording this statement while I post part four of our emergency hallway mediation meeting #fyp
投稿者の固定コメント
Guys seriously stop sharing this to the class WhatsApp group, read the third bullet point.
💪 強み
✅ Shareability - Consistently generates intense private forwarding activity from viewers circulating local controversy.
✅ Conciseness - Structures delicate peer mediation statements into organized numbered lists for quick reading.
💔 弱み
❌ Visual Appeal - Relies entirely on unformatted mobile text captures without motion or audio engagement.
❌ Audience Retention - Demands high reading effort from viewers browsing for fast-paced vertical video content.
🧔 性格
TikTokプロフィールと動画からバレた性格：
Bureaucratic 📋
Defensive 🛡️
Text-Heavy 📄
Formal 👔
Scandalous 💥
🎬 次の動画案
1
Turn the next group chat controversy into a dramatic spoken-word reading over royalty-free suspense music.
2
Record an actual talking-head video explaining how student council politics became a viral text thread.
3
Create a clean graphic carousel breaking down peer etiquette instead of posting raw dark screenshots.
👋 また焼かれに来てね！
Good luck handling the next student council press conference through thirty-second text dumps.
このロースト＆分析は、TikTokの公開プロフィールと動画をもとにAIが自動生成しています。政治、宗教などのセンシティブな話題を評価するものではありません。ありがとう ❤️
😈 以上ですけど？
AIが手加減したらしい。自称だけど。火力を選び直せば、もっと辛口、もっとカオス、もっと急所狙いで焼き直します。
お好きな火力で再ロースト、わずか$1.50。中の人が自腹で払ってるクソ高いAI代の足しになります笑。
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🫡 おかわりいく？
DJ Khaledじゃないけど、もう一発ほしい顔してます。
応援が何よりの力です！