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An Instagram profile dedicated to sharing anime-related fan creations, character reference sheets, and original character concepts tied to popular shonen manga universes.
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🔥 ロースト
Calling yourself a Self Syndicator just to mirror your own alt account is peak self-delusion. You registered as a Religious Center only to post airport pilot fanart and write a complete Lore Dump for a glorified fictional janitor with Thales philosophy. You claim they are just platonic pals touching tongues, but the only curse here is your unfiltered Tumblr overthinking.
❤️‍🔥 恋愛事情
Describing two characters doing tongue gymnastics as strictly platonic roommates is the ultimate masterclass in aggressive romantic denial.
💰 お金
Blowing savings on digital tablets just to meticulously shade oversized custodian trousers and high-collared dojo uniforms.
🎨 カラーパレット

投稿からにじみ出た主な色：

🏃‍♂️ 健康事情
Surviving on virtual kabocha stew while forcing fictional sorcerers into severe states of chronic overstimulation.
👥 他人から見たあなた
Strangers expect a curated anime feed but immediately collide with a five-page psychological dossier about an imaginary cleaning specialist.
🎯 最大の目標
Getting Gege Akutami to officially canonize a twenty-page Lore Dump entry about a Kyoto school custodian.
🌟 そっくりな有名人
Channeling Hideo Kojima by attaching forty minutes of philosophical exposition and trivia to someone whose job is mopping halls.
💋 口説き文句
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Are you an airport terminal? Because my fictional pilot wants to awkwardly loiter near your gate.
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I promise we are strictly platonic, even if our Tumblr headcanons suggest otherwise.
3
Call me an original character, because I come with ten pages of unresolved trauma.
4
Are you a cursed spirit? Because you are draining my sanity like a philosophy lecture.
👻 前世
A medieval monastery scribe who neglected holy texts to scribble fifty pages of fictional baggage into the parchment margins.
🐶 動物にするなら
An anxious house cat that grooms furiously when overstimulated by its own imaginary universe.
💼 キャリア
A certified fictional personnel manager, expertly drafting exhaustive background checks and psych evaluations for characters who do not exist.
🛍️ 今すぐ買うもの
  • A miniature desk broom for fictional cleaning
  • A pocket notebook for character trivia
  • A novelty pilot hat for airport roleplay
💡 人生への余計な助言
Make a genuine effort to step away from Tumblr before assigning three ancient Greek philosophies to your next drawing.
💪 強み
✅ Worldbuilding Stamina - Capable of drafting more psychological trivia for a maid than most published authors write for their protagonists.
✅ Defensive Captioning - Constructs impenetrable paragraphs to explain away romantic fanart as strictly platonic bonding.
💔 弱み
❌ Redundancy Loop - Running an aggregation page that primarily aggregates content directly from your own personal account.
❌ Over-Annotation - Cannot post a single illustration without attaching a full psychiatric evaluation and voice actor cast list.
🧔 性格

Instagramプロフィールからバレた性格：

Hyper-focused 🔍
Fictional 📜
Overstimulated ⚡
Platonic 🤝
Tidying 🧹
🎬 映画ならこの役
The frantic desk clerk in a supernatural comedy who hands out eighty-page orientation manuals to bewildered new recruits.
🌍 逃亡先候補
  • Haneda Airport lobby to inspect actual pilot uniforms in person.
  • Kyoto backstreets to find real inspiration for fictional custodian outfits.
  • A quiet mountain retreat with zero internet access to reset your lore generator.
🔄 次の投稿案
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A full fifteen-page syllabus detailing the fictional janitor's preferred floor wax brands and techniques.
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Another airport gate illustration with three paragraphs justifying why nobody is actually boarding the plane.
3
A cross-examination post proving your aggregator account is not just a mirror for your primary handle.
🔧 プロフィール改善案
1
Shorten character reference sheets to key bullet points instead of full undergraduate theses on Thales philosophy.
2
Clarify the aggregator bio so people do not assume an entire team is running your self-repost loop.
3
Remove the religious center label unless your original character is literally founding a broom-worshipping sect.
👋 また焼かれに来てね！
Keep sweeping those fictional corridors, but please leave the ancient Greek philosophy out of the mop bucket.
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