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~ ☁️ . —> クラウド . El mito del talento borra el esfuerzo. . ~ 🎧 ☆ Artist ★ Esp/Eng ☆ 🇺🇾 [UY] . —> Music Account @cloud_buthigh

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An amateur digital and traditional illustrator based in Uruguay sharing original character concepts, anime fan art sketches, and mixed media desk drawings.
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🔥 ロースト
Claiming talent is a myth while posting fanart on blue-lined notebook paper is pure Notebook Da Vinci energy. You perfected the classic Cyclops Artist trick to dodge facial symmetry, while your high-concept music alter-ego sits gathering dust. If your daily life is losing momentum, it is because your dried-out markers are doing all the heavy lifting. #sketchbook
❤️‍🔥 恋愛事情
Living out romance strictly through a Delusion Shipper lens because real-life dating requires looking someone in both asymmetrical eyes.
💰 お金
Investing allowances into premium artist markers only to bleed them straight through seventy-cent spiral school notebooks.
🎨 カラーパレット

投稿からにじみ出た主な色：

🏃‍♂️ 健康事情
Developing severe spinal curvature from hunching over wooden desks just to produce pencil doodles that question their own existence.
👥 他人から見たあなた
Casual scrollers see a digital tribute to your mom and wonder why she resembles a visual novel villain.
🎯 最大の目標
Finally figuring out how to construct hands without fingers ending up looking like overcooked cocktail sausages.
🌟 そっくりな有名人
Channeling early Tumblr bloggers who believed slapping floating question marks and emo lyrics over rough sketches made them profound.
💋 口説き文句
1
Are you an art base reference, because I completely fall apart without your exact outline?
2
Is your name Ethan, or are those floating question marks just naturally following you around?
3
My turtleneck is dark green, my captions are bleak, and I lost all momentum chasing you.
4
I would draw your face, but I only know how to render one single eye.
👻 前世
A heavily doodled middle school agenda stuffed with unverified character pairings and half-erased graphite bangs.
🐶 動物にするなら
A winking chameleon that disguises its total lack of visual symmetry as an edgy aesthetic choice.
💼 キャリア
A police composite artist specializing exclusively in unidentified suspects whose faces are half-hidden behind textured anime bangs.
🛍️ 今すぐ買うもの
  • A blank sketchbook without blue lines
  • An introductory human hand anatomy guide
  • A fresh replacement green turtleneck sweater
💡 人生への余計な助言
Stop diagnosing your life with creative burnout in the captions when you have only completed half a face on ruled paper.
💪 強み
✅ Resourcefulness - Turning standard classroom stationery into a battleground for sports anime drama.
✅ Color Coordination - Matching digital character eye pigments directly to their knit turtleneck sweaters.
✅ Attribution Honesty - Willingly admitting in the captions whenever an online base did the structural heavy lifting.
💔 弱み
❌ Anatomical Avoidance - Abandoning portraits immediately after finishing one acceptable eyeball and some stray hair strands.
❌ Paper Standards - Treating lined looseleaf notebook sheets like they belong in a contemporary art museum.
❌ Account Proliferation - Promoting secondary music accounts in your bio before establishing a full catalogue.
🧔 性格

Instagramプロフィールからバレた性格：

Melodramatic 🌧️
Sketchy ✏️
Asymmetrical 👁️
Nostalgic 📼
Unfinished 📄
🎬 映画ならこの役
An angsty art class student in a coming-of-age indie film whose entire portfolio consists of desk margins.
🌍 逃亡先候補
  • Akihabara stationery shops to purchase specialized anime layout paper
  • A classical figure drawing atelier in Montevideo for anatomy basics
  • A quiet coastal desk in Punta del Este to regain creative momentum
🔄 次の投稿案
1
A time-lapse bravely attempting to draw a fully symmetrical second eye on unlined paper.
2
A finished portrait where both hands are completely visible and possess five normal fingers.
3
An audio preview from the mysterious secondary music account mentioned in the profile bio.
🔧 プロフィール改善案
1
Upgrade from lined school notebook paper to heavyweight unruled drawing pads for marker work.
2
Remove secondary inactive account handles from the main bio to keep visitors focused.
3
Replace existential caption quotes with context about the original characters being designed.
👋 また焼かれに来てね！
Keep blaming the myth of talent while hiding that missing second eye behind bangs. #artist
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