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@_poleron

trabajador del diseño /// aplico en @unisono.records

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絵文字＆ざっくり人物像

🎨🎸🖤📀🌌🫠

Graphic designer developing visual identities and promotional materials for independent music projects, with a strong portfolio-oriented practice documenting releases and live performances.
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🔥 ロースト
A self-described design worker turns sideways text into Thumbnail Cosmos, while the bio’s slashes pretend punctuation is a personality. The masked guitarist performs like eye contact was banned by contract. Then comes the CD preorder, trapped inside Jewel Paperwork, because even music has to submit paperwork. And the Tarkovsky comparison? Tarkovsky Adjacent is generous—this is less cinema, more a moodboard losing a fight with a photocopier.
❤️‍🔥 恋愛事情
Their repeated “salu2” makes romance sound like a customer-service sign-off sent immediately after emotional buffering.
💰 お金
They treat a plastic CD case like luxury merchandise, then make buyers complete Jewel Paperwork to earn the privilege of collecting it.
🎨 カラーパレット

投稿からにじみ出た主な色：

🏃‍♂️ 健康事情
Their lifestyle is dim venues, late-night edits, and enough black backgrounds to make sunlight feel like an off-brand design choice.
👥 他人から見たあなた
Strangers see a serious design professional; the slash marks reveal someone still auditioning punctuation for a starring role.
🎯 最大の目標
Their dream is a complete visual archive of independent music, meticulously credited, beautifully packaged, and impossible to scroll past.
🌟 そっくりな有名人
They match Andrei Tarkovsky in solemn atmosphere, except the reservoir became a poster and the metaphysics became typography. Tarkovsky Adjacent
💋 口説き文句
1
Are you a masked guitarist, or did my ability to recognize faces finally become avant-garde?
2
I’d preorder your affection, but I’m worried the form requires pickup at a concert.
3
Your posters have more layers than my personality and better spacing than my conversations.
4
You call it a full orchestra; I call it the most intimidating group project imaginable.
👻 前世
A red-lit basement archivist cataloguing every guitar, blurry face, and doomed band flyer before sunrise.
🐶 動物にするなら
A [B]moth]] drawn to dark stages, glowing typography, and every red-filtered music poster in the room.
💼 キャリア
Secretly qualified as a [B]music-archive curator]], having accidentally revealed obsessive cataloguing, visual sequencing, and credit-tracking skills through every cover roundup. Thumbnail Cosmos
🛍️ 今すぐ買うもの
  • A red gel filter for making ordinary gigs look apocalyptic
  • A label maker for organizing every independent music project
  • A tiny tilt stand for reading sideways poster typography
💡 人生への余計な助言
Make [B]one poster readable without tilting your head]], proofread the captions, and let one design breathe before adding another layer of indie fog.
💪 強み
✅ Craft - They consistently build visual worlds around musicians, releases, and live performances.
✅ Range - Their portfolio moves between concert posters, album covers, thumbnails, and promotional layouts.
✅ Collaboration - Their captions visibly credit performers, photographers, labels, and production teams.
💔 弱み
❌ Clutter - Dense collages repeatedly make competing images and type fight for the same visual attention.
❌ Mystique - Masks, darkness, grain, and red filters sometimes hide the work instead of strengthening its message.
❌ Clarity - Their captions use compressed spelling and loose phrasing that make polished design feel oddly unfinished.
❌ Hierarchy - Band names and event details often arrive with equal urgency, forcing viewers to solve the poster first.
🧔 性格

Instagramプロフィールからバレた性格：

Inventive 🎨
Earnest 🫡
Nocturnal 🌙
Collaborative 🤝
Chaotic 🌀
🎬 映画ならこの役
They would play the masked designer-musician in Phantom of the Opera: mysterious onstage, visually committed, and hiding behind production design.
🌍 逃亡先候補
  • Valparaíso for colorful walls, strange flyers, and independent gig energy.
  • Buenos Aires for record shops, basement venues, and poster archaeology.
  • Berlin for brutalist layouts, experimental music, and aggressively dark galleries.
🔄 次の投稿案
1
Show a clean before-and-after from one album cover, including the rejected concepts and final rationale.
2
Film a silent carousel explaining how one concert poster survives readability testing.
3
Pair each cover with the musician’s reaction, not just the finished artwork and release credits.
🔧 プロフィール改善案
1
Replace the cryptic slash-heavy bio with a clear role, services, portfolio link, and direct booking phrase.
2
Pin one project case study showing brief, sketches, revisions, and final artwork instead of only finished collages.
3
Create highlights separating album covers, concert posters, thumbnails, and live documentation for faster browsing.
👋 また焼かれに来てね！
Keep designing in the dark, punctuation prince—just remember the photocopier already won. Leave the slash marks; they need the attention.
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