Che la festa abbia inizio! Ecco cosa pensa l'AI di te, 🖤
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Emoji e ritratto in breve
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An inactive digital artist and character designer sharing amateur illustrations, oc lore dumps, and pencil sketches featuring highly stylized fictional figures.
🔥 Roast
This feed is a monument to unhinged OC Chronicles, where every original character carries enough psychological trauma to unionize. They treat Sketchbook Abuse like an extreme sport, churning out stick-figure caricatures with hair like steel wool and zero grip on human anatomy. The digital paintings double as a therapy bill they refuse to pay. Drawing with fingers on a tiny screen is their heroic martyrdom.
❤️🔥 Vita amorosa
Dating fictional disasters with elaborate acronym titles because real partners tend to flee upon reading the manifesto.
💰 Soldi
Zero budget spent on drawing classes, entirely invested in replacing phone screens shattered by angry finger-painting sessions.
🎨 Palette di colori
I colori che dominano i tuoi contenuti:
🏃♂️ Salute e benessere
Severe carpal tunnel from pressing down too hard on touchscreens while rendering melodramatic cigarette smoke in the dark.
👥 Come ti vedono gli altri
A bewildered stranger assumes this account belongs to an exiled fanfiction novelist who never outgrew their dramatic Tumblr phase.
🎯 Grande obiettivo
Publishing an impenetrable graphic novel where every single panel requires a three-paragraph explanatory text block.
🌟 Sosia famosi
A brooding Tim Burton interned in a basement with only a cracked smartphone and an existential dread playlist.
💋 Frasi per rimorchiare
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Are you a DDBIC because I also want to make your fictional life needlessly complicated.
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Let me draw you with my fingers so we can both suffer from lack of basic proportions.
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Do you want to read my text block about why my OCs hate each other.
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Your hair has that steel wool texture I look for in dramatic cartoon characters.
👻 Vita precedente
A medieval monk who spent all his waking hours illuminating manuscripts with overly specific complaints about village gossips.
🐶 Animale
A grumpy ferret that refuses to come out from under the couch until everyone acknowledges its dark inner turmoil.
💼 Carriera
Lead narrative designer for a bankruptcy-tier webcomic that updates twice a decade with massive lore retcons.
🛍️ Cose da comprare
- A cheap stylus to save those poor battered fingertips
- A pocket dictionary for complex psychological acronyms
- Extra screen protectors for rage-induced drawing sessions
💡 Consiglio di vita
Put the phone down, step away from the digital canvas, and try interacting with a living human being who has never been assigned an acronym.
💪 Punti di forza
✅ Dedication - Willingly spends hours rendering complex lighting on a digital cigarette just to prove a point about fictional angst.
✅ Lore Complexity - Invents elaborate relationship dynamics and personality acronyms that require an academic seminar to decipher.
💔 Punti deboli
❌ Proportions - Draws characters so thin they make paperclips look like powerlifters.
❌ Over-explaining - Replaces actual visual storytelling with massive walls of insecure explanatory text.
🧔 Tratti della personalità
I tratti della personalità emersi dal tuo profilo Instagram:
Melodramatic
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Stubborn
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Chaotic
🎬 Ruolo nel film
An unpaid extra in a black-and-white indie film who sits in the back of a cafe sketching people who wish they were alone.
🌍 Idee di viaggio
- An isolated cabin during a thunderstorm with zero Wi-Fi and unlimited sketchpads
- A dusty vintage bookstore basement in Prague
- A gloomy gothic cafe where everyone stares intensely at their notebooks
🔄 Prossimi post consigliati
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Post a tier list ranking all your fictional characters by how badly they need therapy.
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Draw a tutorial on how to ruin hand anatomy using only your index finger on a glass screen.
3
Share a close-up of the GCB handbag to prove high fashion exists in your sketchy universe.
🔧 Modifiche suggerite al profilo
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Replace the single cryptic heart emoji bio with your character acronym definitions so visitors know what they are walking into.
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Condense the giant text blocks into actual comic panels instead of treating your art page like a personal diary entry.
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Add some background elements to your drawings so your characters are not just floating in an existential void.
👋 A presto!
Keep torturing those finger-drawn characters, because reality was never going to live up to your OC Chronicles anyway.
Questo roast e questa analisi usano i dati pubblici del profilo Instagram e dei suoi contenuti. Il processo è interamente automatizzato e gestito dall'AI; non esprimiamo giudizi su politica, religione o altri temi sensibili. Grazie ❤️
😈 Tutto qui?
La nostra AI si stava trattenendo. A quanto pare. Scegli un nuovo livello e ripartiamo: più cattivo, più assurdo e molto più personale.
Rifai il roast al livello che preferisci per soli $1.50. Darai una mano a chi gestisce il sito, che sta pagando di tasca propria le fottute fatture dell'AI lol.
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🫡 Un altro?
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