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chief minister of enjoyment 💼 DJ / Radio / Big Business @daytimers_uk @reprezentradio

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An independent DJ and radio personality associated with underground music collectives in the UK, curating event promotions and cultural market initiatives.
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This self-appointed Chief MinisterChief Minister of party noises spends her entire life screaming into festival mics while treating every pub bathroom like an Ibiza VIP lounge. The bio reads like a LinkedIn profile for someone who failed out of a Tent Headliner communications degree, yet she still acts like headlining a tent at midnight makes her royalty. Pure audio terrorism packaged in a desperate cry for validation.
❤️‍🔥 Vita amorosa
Dating history consists exclusively of meeting guys named Seb in smoking areas who promise to put her on their next lineup.
💰 Soldi
Financially sustained by buying three-pound iced lattes and convincing local venues to pay her in warm cider and exposure.
🎨 Palette di colori

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🏃‍♂️ Salute e benessere
Diet consists entirely of festival wristband sweat, stale backstage riders, and whatever free cocktail peanuts she can swipe.
👥 Come ti vedono gli altri
Strangers scrolling past assume she is an over-enthusiastic event promoter who traps everyone near the aux cord at house parties.
🎯 Grande obiettivo
To eventually headline a 0.5x phone video compilation that actually gets reposted by someone with double-digit thousands of followers.
🌟 Sosia famosi
The manic radio intern energy of Nick Grimshaw crossed with a chronically online soundcloud promoter.
💋 Frasi per rimorchiare
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Are you a festival wristband because I never want to cut you off even when you start smelling weird.
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Do you want to listen to my unmixed Soundcloud playlist while we pretend this pub is Corsica Studios.
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Are you my 0.5x camera angle because you make everyone look slightly wider than reality.
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Can I buy you a warm cider and explain why underground dubby bits are superior to human conversation.
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Let us meet in a smoking area and pretend we have known each other since nineteen-ninety-something.
👻 Vita precedente
A medieval village jester who got banished for performing unrequested drop transitions during the plague.
🐶 Animale
An over-caffeinated ferret loose in a warehouse rave.
💼 Carriera
Professional party organizer who sends voice notes that are three minutes longer than necessary.
🛍️ Cose da comprare
  • A portable ring light for mirror selfies
  • Bulk pack of neon festival wristbands
  • A mini fan for dramatic DJ poses
💡 Consiglio di vita
Spend less time trying to convince the internet you invented joy and more time learning how to beatmatch without flailing.
💪 Punti di forza
✅ Endurance - Can survive entirely on backstage rider snacks and Bluetooth speaker bass.
✅ Networking - Will tag every dormant radio collective in existence just to prove she is busy.
💔 Punti deboli
❌ Volume - Treats normal indoor speaking voices like an acoustic emergency.
❌ Poses - Incable of taking a photo without unhinging her jaw or squinting at nothing.
🧔 Tratti della personalità

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🎬 Ruolo nel film
The frantic unpaid assistant in a mockumentary about underground pirate radio who gets locked in the broom closet during a live set.
🌍 Idee di viaggio
  • A quiet dairy farm where the local livestock can finally judge your music taste in peace.
  • An empty warehouse in Croydon with no Wi-Fi so you can practice silence for once.
  • A remote Scottish island where the only radio frequency plays emergency weather warnings.
🔄 Prossimi post consigliati
1
Post a blurry 0.5x photo of yourself staring at a coffee machine while pretending you are behind the decks at Glastonbury.
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Share a screenshot of your notes app outlining a five-year plan for global radio domination that ends with selling vintage jumpers.
3
Document an entire day of scrolling past emails from actual booking agents while pretending to curate an intercultural market.
🔧 Modifiche suggerite al profilo
1
Remove the minister title from your bio before actual government officials realize you only govern a broken AUX cable.
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Stop using the phrase big business when your biggest transaction this week was splitting a pint of tap water.
3
Archive every photo where you are sticking your tongue out like a malfunctioning office printer.
👋 A presto!
Enjoy your next set to an empty room of confused cows, minister.
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