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~ โ˜๏ธ . โ€”> ใ‚ฏใƒฉใ‚ฆใƒ‰ . El mito del talento borra el esfuerzo. . ~ ๐ŸŽง โ˜† Artist โ˜… Esp/Eng โ˜† ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ [UY] . โ€”> Music Account @cloud_buthigh

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An amateur digital and traditional illustrator based in Uruguay sharing original character concepts, anime fan art sketches, and mixed media desk drawings.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Roast
Claiming talent is a myth while posting fanart on blue-lined notebook paper is pure Notebook Da Vinci energy. You perfected the classic Cyclops Artist trick to dodge facial symmetry, while your high-concept music alter-ego sits gathering dust. If your daily life is losing momentum, it is because your dried-out markers are doing all the heavy lifting. #sketchbook
โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Vita amorosa
Living out romance strictly through a Delusion Shipper lens because real-life dating requires looking someone in both asymmetrical eyes.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Soldi
Investing allowances into premium artist markers only to bleed them straight through seventy-cent spiral school notebooks.
๐ŸŽจ Palette di colori

I colori che dominano i tuoi contenuti:

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Salute e benessere
Developing severe spinal curvature from hunching over wooden desks just to produce pencil doodles that question their own existence.
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Come ti vedono gli altri
Casual scrollers see a digital tribute to your mom and wonder why she resembles a visual novel villain.
๐ŸŽฏ Grande obiettivo
Finally figuring out how to construct hands without fingers ending up looking like overcooked cocktail sausages.
๐ŸŒŸ Sosia famosi
Channeling early Tumblr bloggers who believed slapping floating question marks and emo lyrics over rough sketches made them profound.
๐Ÿ’‹ Frasi per rimorchiare
1
Are you an art base reference, because I completely fall apart without your exact outline?
2
Is your name Ethan, or are those floating question marks just naturally following you around?
3
My turtleneck is dark green, my captions are bleak, and I lost all momentum chasing you.
4
I would draw your face, but I only know how to render one single eye.
๐Ÿ‘ป Vita precedente
A heavily doodled middle school agenda stuffed with unverified character pairings and half-erased graphite bangs.
๐Ÿถ Animale
A winking chameleon that disguises its total lack of visual symmetry as an edgy aesthetic choice.
๐Ÿ’ผ Carriera
A police composite artist specializing exclusively in unidentified suspects whose faces are half-hidden behind textured anime bangs.
๐Ÿ›๏ธ Cose da comprare
  • A blank sketchbook without blue lines
  • An introductory human hand anatomy guide
  • A fresh replacement green turtleneck sweater
๐Ÿ’ก Consiglio di vita
Stop diagnosing your life with creative burnout in the captions when you have only completed half a face on ruled paper.
๐Ÿ’ช Punti di forza
โœ… Resourcefulness - Turning standard classroom stationery into a battleground for sports anime drama.
โœ… Color Coordination - Matching digital character eye pigments directly to their knit turtleneck sweaters.
โœ… Attribution Honesty - Willingly admitting in the captions whenever an online base did the structural heavy lifting.
๐Ÿ’” Punti deboli
โŒ Anatomical Avoidance - Abandoning portraits immediately after finishing one acceptable eyeball and some stray hair strands.
โŒ Paper Standards - Treating lined looseleaf notebook sheets like they belong in a contemporary art museum.
โŒ Account Proliferation - Promoting secondary music accounts in your bio before establishing a full catalogue.
๐Ÿง” Tratti della personalitร 

I tratti della personalitร  emersi dal tuo profilo Instagram:

Melodramatic ๐ŸŒง๏ธ
Sketchy โœ๏ธ
Asymmetrical ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
Nostalgic ๐Ÿ“ผ
Unfinished ๐Ÿ“„
๐ŸŽฌ Ruolo nel film
An angsty art class student in a coming-of-age indie film whose entire portfolio consists of desk margins.
๐ŸŒ Idee di viaggio
  • Akihabara stationery shops to purchase specialized anime layout paper
  • A classical figure drawing atelier in Montevideo for anatomy basics
  • A quiet coastal desk in Punta del Este to regain creative momentum
๐Ÿ”„ Prossimi post consigliati
1
A time-lapse bravely attempting to draw a fully symmetrical second eye on unlined paper.
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A finished portrait where both hands are completely visible and possess five normal fingers.
3
An audio preview from the mysterious secondary music account mentioned in the profile bio.
๐Ÿ”ง Modifiche suggerite al profilo
1
Upgrade from lined school notebook paper to heavyweight unruled drawing pads for marker work.
2
Remove secondary inactive account handles from the main bio to keep visitors focused.
3
Replace existential caption quotes with context about the original characters being designed.
๐Ÿ‘‹ A presto!
Keep blaming the myth of talent while hiding that missing second eye behind bangs. #artist

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