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Holistic Designer - LAM Ar. โ€˜16 | IDr โ€˜21 Founder @nustudioworks Director @ipartnership Council @miid_id Chairman @iamreka.my #nikecraftweartester

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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

A registered Malaysian architect and interior designer leading multiple design studios and industry councils, specializing in curated spatial aesthetics and contemporary industrial bricolage.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Roast
Your bio reads like an entire board of directors, yet you operate on Title Hoarder energy while wrapping teapots in yellow tape. You built an entire Bricolage Cosplay persona just to live under a Paper Zeppelin that suffocates half your airspace. You claim holistic minimalism, but you are really just one label-maker away from cataloging your own oxygen supply.
โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Vita amorosa
You lean framed art against shelves because committing to a single nail in the drywall feels too permanent for your aesthetic.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Soldi
Dropping designer capital on rare gallery drops just to operate as a Sharpie Cultist scribbling over your own ceramic teapots.
๐ŸŽจ Palette di colori

I colori che dominano i tuoi contenuti:

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Salute e benessere
Your circadian rhythm requires an official ID badge and a storage compartment marked READ BEFORE BED to achieve REM sleep.
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Come ti vedono gli altri
Strangers assume you are running an interstellar design research station, until they realize it is just a living room beneath a Paper Zeppelin.
๐ŸŽฏ Grande obiettivo
Achieving official clearance to slap a serial number and yellow grip tape on every municipal landmark across Kuala Lumpur.
๐ŸŒŸ Sosia famosi
You channel Tom Sachs so intensely that your entire apartment looks like a bootleg Apollo mission sponsored by stationary supplies.
๐Ÿ’‹ Frasi per rimorchiare
1
Are you a mid-century wire chair? Because sitting near you looks painfully uncomfortable.
2
I stamped UTC+8 on my heart so you know exactly when I am overthinking.
3
Let me cross out my ex's name in Sharpie and write yours right above it.
4
You must be a paper lantern, because you are currently consuming all the room's airspace.
๐Ÿ‘ป Vita precedente
In a past century, you were a manifesto-writing typesetter who refused to sell pamphlets unless the binding used yellow utility cord.
๐Ÿถ Animale
A bowerbird obsessed with assembling beige twigs, ceramic vessels, and industrial scrap to impress casual visitors.
๐Ÿ’ผ Carriera
A certified bureaucratic inventory clerk, utilizing elite Bricolage Cosplay talents to assign serial numbers and timezone stamps to everyday office stationery.
๐Ÿ›๏ธ Cose da comprare
  • A jumbo roll of industrial yellow grip tape
  • An extra-fine black permanent paint pen
  • Replacement paper shade for an oversized sphere lantern
๐Ÿ’ก Consiglio di vita
Try hanging a picture frame with an actual hammer and nail instead of casually propping it on a shelf like an unfinished exhibition.
๐Ÿ’ช Punti di forza
โœ… Spatial Rigor - Curates interior workspaces with meticulous geometric discipline and clean linear lighting.
โœ… Institutional Leadership - Organizes design council initiatives across regional architecture and interior industry boards.
โœ… Bricolage Craft - Transforms plain ceramics and hardware into customized, distinctively personal design artifacts.
โœ… Typographic Focus - Maintains absolute consistency across archival labels, serial numbers, and studio documentation.
๐Ÿ’” Punti deboli
โŒ Title Hoarding - Stacks multiple executive leadership roles into a single personal header.
โŒ Over-Labeling - Feels an uncontrollable impulse to write instructions on ordinary sleep books.
โŒ Lumbar Hostility - Prefers unpadded wire seating purely for how it photographs on hardwood floors.
โŒ Bricolage Dependency - Refuses to let any clean ceramic object exist without permanent marker edits.
๐Ÿง” Tratti della personalitร 

I tratti della personalitร  emersi dal tuo profilo Instagram:

Archival ๐Ÿท๏ธ
Geometric ๐Ÿ“
Curated ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
Industrial ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
Methodical โฑ๏ธ
๐ŸŽฌ Ruolo nel film
Cast in Asteroid City as the hyper-meticulous aerospace archivist who refuses to catalog moon rocks without custom stencil lettering.
๐ŸŒ Idee di viaggio
  • Akari Light Museum in Gifu to compare your oversized paper lanterns.
  • Tom Sachs Studio in New York to officially audit their label supply.
  • Dongdaemun Design Plaza in Seoul for more architectural gallery wanderings.
๐Ÿ”„ Prossimi post consigliati
1
A step-by-step breakdown of how many titles fit on a standard business card.
2
A high-fashion glamour shot of a hammer finally driving a nail into drywall.
3
A tour of household appliances that have survived without receiving a custom serial number.
๐Ÿ”ง Modifiche suggerite al profilo
1
Condense the multi-tier corporate council appointments in your header into one unified professional title.
2
Hang the leaned artwork onto the wall studs to prove your studio construction is finished.
3
Switch out the torturous wire dining chair for something that supports human spine ergonomics.
๐Ÿ‘‹ A presto!
Keep testing those sneakers and taping those teapots, just remember to leave some airspace around that Noguchi lantern. #designlife

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