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@dev1lburst

geassed soul 🤍 trapped in filipino 🇵🇭 body 🤢🤮 | mythicalshipper | the next fuckin piccasso | reposts/pfp OK w/ credit! | 19 | 🖋🎨 |DM FEE = $67 NO REFUNDS

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A nineteen-year-old digital illustrator and active fandom participant focused on comic art, Undertale alternate universes, and character shipping communities.
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Calling yourself the next great painter while demanding a DM Toll just to open an empty inbox is tragic comedy. You spend your nights risking chronic spine damage on a Floor Slumber just to scroll through a terminal Bone Lore. You posture like a high-society art prodigy, but your entire digital footprint is quarantine-grade skeleton obsession wrapped in fictional relationship drama.
🎭 Posting-Persona
Performs as an elusive, high-value art prodigy running an exclusive salon, despite actually being a teenager reviewing hardwood floor sleeping conditions between fan fiction reposts.
🪞 Bio vs. Posts
Bio proclaims you are 'the next fuckin piccasso' while your actual output consists of retweeting multi-paragraph debates about alternate universe bone dynamics.
🔁 Dauerthemen
  • defending muscular cartoon skeleton anatomy
  • charging corporate consultancy fees for DMs
  • shipping Deadpool with inappropriate age gaps
  • managing broken locked alternate accounts
🫠 Schwächster Take
Rating sleeping directly on the hardwood floor a '10/10' instead of just buying a mattress.
📉 Ratio-Risiko
Posting a serious essay defending the anatomical necessity of cartoon skeleton musculature.
🌟 Promi-Doppelgänger
Posts like a rogue Tumblr artist afflicted with a Artistic Hubris, treating alternate universe fan art like fine museum curation.
👻 Früheres Leben
A victorian chimney sweep who developed an obsession with drawing chalk figures on dungeon brickwork.
🤳 Reply-Guy-Diagnose
The Alt-Account Desperado: begging mutuals to resend follow requests because their private spam page malfunctioned instantly.
🪪 Die ehrliche Bio
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NO1 INK HATER
@dev1lburst
sleeping on the floor 🇵🇭 | 19 | full time skeleton analyst | pay me $67 so I can ignore you | alt account lost in the void
🧨 Der Post, den sich niemand zu posten traut
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NO1 INK HATER
@dev1lburst
accidentally invoiced myself $67 just to check my drafts while cross sans haunts my floor mattress
Lesende haben Kontext ergänzt, den andere vielleicht wissen möchten
The account owner has no verified relation to Pablo Picasso and does not hold an active business license to enforce direct message communication fees.
💪 Stärken
✅ dedication - Unmatched stamina for tracking alternate universe lore
✅ confidence - Bold enough to price direct messages higher than dinner
💔 Schwächen
❌ ergonomics - Voluntarily sleeping on linoleum instead of a bed
❌ monetization - Charging consultation fees on a fandom account
🧔 Persönlichkeitsmerkmale

Diese Persönlichkeitsmerkmale haben wir im X-Profil und seinen Posts entdeckt:

🦴 Skeletal
💸 Extortionate
🎨 Delusional
🛏️ Floorbound
✍️ Ideen für die nächsten Posts
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A tier list ranking the firmness of every floorboard in the house.
2
Offering a discount on the inbox entry fee for skeleton artists.
3
A tutorial on creating a third backup account that actually accepts requests.
👋 Bis bald!
Get off the floor and buy a bed before you charge someone another dime for a DM.
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