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Vii's Draw anything~ 🇮🇩🇮🇩 Mostly Ocs,War stuff & Beastie boys hell yeah ! GORE ALLOWED!! 🚫NON POLITICS🚫 GREEN MIKE MY SAVIOR 😍😍🌳🌳

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An independent digital artist and illustrator producing character designs, fan art tributes, and original fiction content with a distinct retro counterculture aesthetic.
🔥 Roast
This feed is an unhinged crime scene where a DeviantArtist spends every waking hour drawing aggressive 1970s cops with terrifying anime eyes and fake blood. They slap chibi pins of hip-hop legends on everything like a lonely toddler decorating a denim vest, and cry over fanart while demanding gore allowed in the bio. Absolutely nobody asked for your half-demon original character named Hanks standing in front of a police height chart.
❤️‍🔥 Liebesleben
Their romantic prospects consist entirely of imaginary half-demon OCs who wear spiked dog collars and stare blankly at a wall.
💰 Geld
Financially sustained entirely by taking open commissions for disturbing fanart from three mutuals on the internet.
🎨 Farbpalette

Diese Farben dominieren deine Medien:

🏃‍♂️ Gesundheit & Wohlbefinden
Sleep schedule is completely cooked by drawing fanart of deceased musicians until four in the morning every single day.
👥 So sehen dich andere
Strangers scrolling past assume this account belongs to an eighth grader who discovered DeviantArt yesterday and never looked back.
🎯 Größtes Ziel
To successfully get noticed by surviving members of the Beastie Boys through sheer volume of aggressive colored pencil drawings.
🌟 Promi-Doppelgänger
A chaotic mix of Tim Burton and an over-caffeinated art school dropout who exclusively eats instant noodles.
💋 Anmachsprüche
1
Are you a half-demon chain user because you just walked straight into my tragic backstory sketch.
2
Let us skip the small talk and go straight to drawing matching chibi pins on our vintage button-downs.
3
Do you mind if I draw you with fake blood and pink flower hair clips for my next post.
4
Are you a 1970s undercover cop because your mustache is making me question all my life choices.
👻 Früheres Leben
A possessed Victorian ghost child who spent all day sketching morbid battle scenes on the damp walls of an attic.
🐶 Tier
An aggressively hyperactive raccoon that sorts through digital garbage bins for retro band merch.
💼 Karriere
Secretly overqualified to work as a crime scene sketch artist for a low-budget true crime paperback publisher.
🛍️ Einkaufsliste
  • A bulk pack of black nail polish
  • Pointy drawing pens with extra glitter ink
  • A notebook labeled secret oc lore only
💡 Lebensweisheit
Close the drawing tablet, go outside and touch some actual grass instead of digitally painting dead rap icons sleeping in a meadow.
💪 Stärken
Dedication - Unwavering commitment to drawing obscure 1990s hip-hop nostalgia no one else cares about.
Productivity - Consistently pumping out weird original character lore updates despite zero market demand.
💔 Schwächen
Cringe - Uncontrollable compulsion to add fake blood and bandages to every single character design.
Focus - Completely incapable of creating normal fanart without inserting an edgy half-demon backstory.
🧔 Persönlichkeitsmerkmale

Diese Persönlichkeitsmerkmale haben wir in deinem Instagram-Profil entdeckt:

Edgy 🖤
Unhinged 🤪
Creative 🎨
Nostalgic 📼
Chaotic ✨
🎬 Filmrolle
Cast as the quirky background extra in a gritty anime adaptation who gets immediately vaporized in the first minute.
🌍 Reiseideen
  • Brooklyn New York
  • Tokyo underground comic shops
  • A quiet abandoned cemetery with good lighting
🔄 Ideen für die nächsten Posts
1
Draw an entire comic book where your half-demon OC fights the entire 1970s police department solo.
2
Post a step-by-step tutorial on how to properly glue chibi pins to a striped button-down shirt.
3
Share a tier list of every single fake injury you have ever given your favorite musicians.
🔧 Empfohlene Profiländerungen
1
Remove the open commission text before someone actually pays you to draw more cursed police officers.
2
Add a strict warning label in your bio so unsuspecting adults do not stumble into your demon fanfic.
3
Stop drawing hair clips on tough guys and just lean fully into the FloralGore aesthetic.
👋 Bis bald!
Now crawl back into your DemonLair, log off Instagram, and throw away your digital art stylus forever.

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