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⚙️ Mechanical Engineering @northumbriauni 🎥 I document things about life and studying at uni (along with other misc.)

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A mechanical engineering student at Northumbria University who documents university life and academic experiences through short-form video content on Instagram.
🔥 Roast
This absolute Study Goblin treats passing a basic university module like a peer-reviewed Nobel prize. He plants himself in front of a bedroom corkboard that screams Facial Mistake while talking down to eight followers about A-Level trauma. Recording talking-head reels in an empty dorm with a lapel mic pinned right under his chin is peak cinematic desperation.
❤️‍🔥 Liebesleben
His romantic strategy consists of cornering women at student mixers to explain the structural load capacity of a cafeteria table.
💰 Geld
Spends his entire monthly allowance on energy drinks, clip-on microphones, and novelty stationery he never actually uses.
🎨 Farbpalette

Diese Farben dominieren deine Medien:

🏃‍♂️ Gesundheit & Wohlbefinden
Survives entirely on discounted freezer meals and pure cortisol generated by waiting for automated grade release emails.
👥 So sehen dich andere
Strangers scrolling past assume it is a mandatory safety video for an unpaid internship nobody applied for.
🎯 Größtes Ziel
Achieving enough engagement on a vlog to justify buying a ring light that takes up half his tiny desk.
🌟 Promi-Doppelgänger
Channeling the exact manic energy of a local access television host who got fired for talking too much about ductwork.
💋 Anmachsprüche
1
Are you my mechanical engineering module because I barely scraped by and cried in the library?
2
Do you want to come back to my dorm and stare at my meticulously arranged revision corkboard?
3
Is your name blackboard dot com because you control whether I sleep tonight?
4
Forget Wetherspoons, let us celebrate passing my first semester by sitting in silence.
5
Are you a lapel mic because you are attached way too high up on my collar.
👻 Früheres Leben
In a past existence, he was a medieval monk who got exiled for spending three months calculating the aerodynamics of a church door hinge.
🐶 Tier
A confused Wall Pecker pecking furiously at a Post-it note on a bedroom wall.
💼 Karriere
Secretly qualified for a prestigious position as Lecture Snooze instructor at a regional polytechnic training facility.
🛍️ Einkaufsliste
  • A miniature desk microphone for conversations with his plants
  • Extra pins for the chaotic bedroom study wall collage
  • A pocket calculator with an emotional support lanyard
💡 Lebensweisheit
Take down the bedroom corkboard collage, throw away the clip-on microphone, and go touch some real campus grass immediately.
💪 Stärken
Persistence - He keeps uploading talking-head videos despite the absolute void of comments.
Organization - He utilizes every square inch of his bedroom wall for lecture notes.
💔 Schwächen
Delusion - He treats basic freshman milestones like historical documentaries.
Audio - He insists on wearing lapel microphones in tiny echoey bedrooms.
🧔 Persönlichkeitsmerkmale

Diese Persönlichkeitsmerkmale haben wir in deinem Instagram-Profil entdeckt:

Academic
Determined
Cluttered
Noisy
Earnest
🎬 Filmrolle
The frantic background extra in a campus thriller who spends three scenes trying to fix the projector before the presentation starts.
🌍 Reiseideen
  • The nearest university library basement with functional overhead fluorescent lighting
  • A quiet industrial estate in Newcastle known for its structural steel beams
  • An empty lecture theater during summer break where nobody can hear you vlog
🔄 Ideen für die nächsten Posts
1
Document the thrilling process of waiting five business days for a professor to reply to an email about office hours.
2
A heartfelt twelve-minute retrospective on surviving the walk from the student union to the engineering lecture hall.
3
An unboxing video of three different colors of highlighter pens shipped directly from an online stationary supplier.
🔧 Empfohlene Profiländerungen
1
Remove the melodramatic study timestamps from your bio and replace them with a simple warning label for anyone clicking your reels.
2
Move your recording setup away from the cluttered corkboard so viewers do not spend entire videos reading your random post-it notes.
3
Stop treating your standard student portal notifications like breaking news bulletins broadcast to the entire nation.
👋 Bis bald!
Delete the channel, pack up the corkboard, and let the mechanical engineering world suffer in peaceful, unbroken silence.

Dieser Roast samt Analyse basiert auf öffentlichen Daten aus dem Instagram-Profil und den Medien der jeweiligen Person. Alles wird vollautomatisch von KI verarbeitet; Politik, Religion und andere sensible Themen bewerten wir nicht. Danke ❤️

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