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An inactive digital artist and character designer sharing amateur illustrations, oc lore dumps, and pencil sketches featuring highly stylized fictional figures.
🔥 Roast
This feed is a monument to unhinged OC Chronicles, where every original character carries enough psychological trauma to unionize. They treat Sketchbook Abuse like an extreme sport, churning out stick-figure caricatures with hair like steel wool and zero grip on human anatomy. The digital paintings double as a therapy bill they refuse to pay. Drawing with fingers on a tiny screen is their heroic martyrdom.
❤️🔥 Liebesleben
Dating fictional disasters with elaborate acronym titles because real partners tend to flee upon reading the manifesto.
💰 Geld
Zero budget spent on drawing classes, entirely invested in replacing phone screens shattered by angry finger-painting sessions.
🎨 Farbpalette
Diese Farben dominieren deine Medien:
🏃♂️ Gesundheit & Wohlbefinden
Severe carpal tunnel from pressing down too hard on touchscreens while rendering melodramatic cigarette smoke in the dark.
👥 So sehen dich andere
A bewildered stranger assumes this account belongs to an exiled fanfiction novelist who never outgrew their dramatic Tumblr phase.
🎯 Größtes Ziel
Publishing an impenetrable graphic novel where every single panel requires a three-paragraph explanatory text block.
🌟 Promi-Doppelgänger
A brooding Tim Burton interned in a basement with only a cracked smartphone and an existential dread playlist.
💋 Anmachsprüche
1
Are you a DDBIC because I also want to make your fictional life needlessly complicated.
2
Let me draw you with my fingers so we can both suffer from lack of basic proportions.
3
Do you want to read my text block about why my OCs hate each other.
4
Your hair has that steel wool texture I look for in dramatic cartoon characters.
👻 Früheres Leben
A medieval monk who spent all his waking hours illuminating manuscripts with overly specific complaints about village gossips.
🐶 Tier
A grumpy ferret that refuses to come out from under the couch until everyone acknowledges its dark inner turmoil.
💼 Karriere
Lead narrative designer for a bankruptcy-tier webcomic that updates twice a decade with massive lore retcons.
🛍️ Einkaufsliste
- A cheap stylus to save those poor battered fingertips
- A pocket dictionary for complex psychological acronyms
- Extra screen protectors for rage-induced drawing sessions
💡 Lebensweisheit
Put the phone down, step away from the digital canvas, and try interacting with a living human being who has never been assigned an acronym.
💪 Stärken
✅ Dedication - Willingly spends hours rendering complex lighting on a digital cigarette just to prove a point about fictional angst.
✅ Lore Complexity - Invents elaborate relationship dynamics and personality acronyms that require an academic seminar to decipher.
💔 Schwächen
❌ Proportions - Draws characters so thin they make paperclips look like powerlifters.
❌ Over-explaining - Replaces actual visual storytelling with massive walls of insecure explanatory text.
🧔 Persönlichkeitsmerkmale
Diese Persönlichkeitsmerkmale haben wir in deinem Instagram-Profil entdeckt:
Melodramatic
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Stubborn
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Chaotic
🎬 Filmrolle
An unpaid extra in a black-and-white indie film who sits in the back of a cafe sketching people who wish they were alone.
🌍 Reiseideen
- An isolated cabin during a thunderstorm with zero Wi-Fi and unlimited sketchpads
- A dusty vintage bookstore basement in Prague
- A gloomy gothic cafe where everyone stares intensely at their notebooks
🔄 Ideen für die nächsten Posts
1
Post a tier list ranking all your fictional characters by how badly they need therapy.
2
Draw a tutorial on how to ruin hand anatomy using only your index finger on a glass screen.
3
Share a close-up of the GCB handbag to prove high fashion exists in your sketchy universe.
🔧 Empfohlene Profiländerungen
1
Replace the single cryptic heart emoji bio with your character acronym definitions so visitors know what they are walking into.
2
Condense the giant text blocks into actual comic panels instead of treating your art page like a personal diary entry.
3
Add some background elements to your drawings so your characters are not just floating in an existential void.
👋 Bis bald!
Keep torturing those finger-drawn characters, because reality was never going to live up to your OC Chronicles anyway.
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